You're not ready for this.
Asking Questions podcast under the Jesus Christ Show.
http://www.kfiam640.com/pages/podcasting/
I tried to make a direct link but failed miserably. It's difficult to know how to take this show, but, after you get past the satire, it actually can point you in the right direction...
Friday, August 28, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Copa Gospel Cigar Bulletin 8/20/09
The following is an online-friendly version of the Copa Bulletin from the Rory Rorshak Copakustic shows from 12th and Porter on 8/19/09 and The Gap in Johnson City on 8/20/09--
Gospel Cigar Rock song Creation Suggestions:
To Write a Gospel Cigar Lyric-Refer Heavily to the Books Of Proverbs and Ecclesiastes. Imagine Consequences that May Stem from Failing to Apply the Advice Therein. From the Outgrowth of Drama, you will find your Source material for a Darker shade of Gospel Cigar Tune. For a Brighter Shade, Refer to the Song of Soloman and Add WaH Guitar and a Dance Beat. For an Copakustic sound, Borrow Heavily from ‘The Godfather” Soundtrack. Sing or Speak Softly Into The Microphone as If it was Someone’s Ear, Maintaining a Mental Image of Dirty Harry Delivering the “Do You Feel Lucky” Speech.
Throughout this evening you may be presented with the following lines That I have arbitrarily extracted from the song lyrics:
You Never Talk To Me (Anymore)
you never talk to me anymore
they way you used to talk to me oh lord
you never call my name the way you used to call my name oh lord
i haven't seen love laid out quite they way i saw it
when i was knocking with my fist against your door
the air up there vs. the clouds around here
makes me think i've taken less than i should have stood for
you never talk to me
for so long i just do what i please
eat the fruit from the forbidden tree
just hoping that you'll talk to me
i've been green, greedy, and foolish
i've been clean then returned to the sewage
i've been mean, it seems, to the sweetest things
and i don't blame you if you don't take be back
you've no reason for doing that
you never talk to me anymore
they way you used to talk to me oh lord
you never call my name the way you used to call my name oh lord
when i was young i was full of faith
but let nonsense cloud my mind
now i'm too afraid to reach for the light
to believe and not receive
so i lay me down after all these years
for you to do what you will
i keep no strings to sacred things no joker up my sleeve
you never talk to me
for so long i just do what i please
eat the fruit from the forbidden tree
just hoping that you'll talk to me
i've seen weeds growing in the clover
and i cut them down with the blades of a mower
and if they return i will burn them with gasoline and a match
but i don't blame you if you don't take me back
you've no reason for doing that
Lot, Samuel, Abraham, Moses, Jacob, and Paul
burning bush, dancing bones, and a pillar of salt
its hard to believe when you haven't seen anything unbelievable
but in faith we see nothing but the wind
i know there was a time when you spoke to them
so won't you let me come listen....
You’re just sleeping in the bed you made
between a bible and a razorblade
do you want to come back?
can you remember the way?
kissing daddy’s girl
trying to kill pain.
-Kissing Daddy’s Girl
The paradox of the Prodigal
Clipping the Wings of his Angels
and sending them back to their King...
...between the broken and the mended things
lay the feathers of his Angels Wings
-Angels
In grace you may come away a richer soul with less control-
is that o.k.?
In love you may leave this earth without your shirt
because you gave it away.
I know you.
-What Could Be Better Than Loving You?
I may be the accident
who gave you one last chance
to become the punching bag
that started punching back
-I Love You So
By good grace we did collide
and you showed me that every blue-sided mountain
has a sunny side, too
-Children of the Empire
Who broke the glass above the gems that were your eyes when we were new?
-Come Home!
stop. No. Wait.
3 words to hate
to have
to hear
but its not the devils way
no, never devil's play
To Play Fair
-Fingers and Toes
And so, if you weren't able to attend, you have a clue about the content of the show--though you will have to do without the free mustache!
Many cheers!
Rory
Gospel Cigar Rock song Creation Suggestions:
To Write a Gospel Cigar Lyric-Refer Heavily to the Books Of Proverbs and Ecclesiastes. Imagine Consequences that May Stem from Failing to Apply the Advice Therein. From the Outgrowth of Drama, you will find your Source material for a Darker shade of Gospel Cigar Tune. For a Brighter Shade, Refer to the Song of Soloman and Add WaH Guitar and a Dance Beat. For an Copakustic sound, Borrow Heavily from ‘The Godfather” Soundtrack. Sing or Speak Softly Into The Microphone as If it was Someone’s Ear, Maintaining a Mental Image of Dirty Harry Delivering the “Do You Feel Lucky” Speech.
Throughout this evening you may be presented with the following lines That I have arbitrarily extracted from the song lyrics:
You Never Talk To Me (Anymore)
you never talk to me anymore
they way you used to talk to me oh lord
you never call my name the way you used to call my name oh lord
i haven't seen love laid out quite they way i saw it
when i was knocking with my fist against your door
the air up there vs. the clouds around here
makes me think i've taken less than i should have stood for
you never talk to me
for so long i just do what i please
eat the fruit from the forbidden tree
just hoping that you'll talk to me
i've been green, greedy, and foolish
i've been clean then returned to the sewage
i've been mean, it seems, to the sweetest things
and i don't blame you if you don't take be back
you've no reason for doing that
you never talk to me anymore
they way you used to talk to me oh lord
you never call my name the way you used to call my name oh lord
when i was young i was full of faith
but let nonsense cloud my mind
now i'm too afraid to reach for the light
to believe and not receive
so i lay me down after all these years
for you to do what you will
i keep no strings to sacred things no joker up my sleeve
you never talk to me
for so long i just do what i please
eat the fruit from the forbidden tree
just hoping that you'll talk to me
i've seen weeds growing in the clover
and i cut them down with the blades of a mower
and if they return i will burn them with gasoline and a match
but i don't blame you if you don't take me back
you've no reason for doing that
Lot, Samuel, Abraham, Moses, Jacob, and Paul
burning bush, dancing bones, and a pillar of salt
its hard to believe when you haven't seen anything unbelievable
but in faith we see nothing but the wind
i know there was a time when you spoke to them
so won't you let me come listen....
You’re just sleeping in the bed you made
between a bible and a razorblade
do you want to come back?
can you remember the way?
kissing daddy’s girl
trying to kill pain.
-Kissing Daddy’s Girl
The paradox of the Prodigal
Clipping the Wings of his Angels
and sending them back to their King...
...between the broken and the mended things
lay the feathers of his Angels Wings
-Angels
In grace you may come away a richer soul with less control-
is that o.k.?
In love you may leave this earth without your shirt
because you gave it away.
I know you.
-What Could Be Better Than Loving You?
I may be the accident
who gave you one last chance
to become the punching bag
that started punching back
-I Love You So
By good grace we did collide
and you showed me that every blue-sided mountain
has a sunny side, too
-Children of the Empire
Who broke the glass above the gems that were your eyes when we were new?
-Come Home!
stop. No. Wait.
3 words to hate
to have
to hear
but its not the devils way
no, never devil's play
To Play Fair
-Fingers and Toes
And so, if you weren't able to attend, you have a clue about the content of the show--though you will have to do without the free mustache!
Many cheers!
Rory
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Rory White-not the kidnapper and thief in the news. I promise.
I was delighted to receive a Myspace message this morning from a buddy who let me know that a 28 year-old Rory White (not me) was caught by the police in
-Rory White (not the kidnapper)
http://www.wgnsradio.com/news/local-news/
Man Wanted for Kidnapping Caught
July 28, 2009
A man wanted on charges of aggravated kidnapping was arrested after someone spotted the fugitive at a local McDonalds. 28-year old Rory White was pulled over after leaving the fast food restaurant and served a warrant for the kidnapping. He was also charged with violation of probation, theft and domestic assault. The Jackson, Tennessee man was arrested without incident and taken to the Rutherford County Adult Detention Center.
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